I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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