no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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