Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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