He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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