Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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