This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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