is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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