just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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