can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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