ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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