When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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