Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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