you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
