Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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