You're so nebulous sometimes
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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