I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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