I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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