at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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