My friends, they love my intelligence
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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