and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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