Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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