just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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