its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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