I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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