Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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