Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
