the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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