Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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