Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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