so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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