brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."