I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!