their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
This is not my ceiling
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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