So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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