belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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