I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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