they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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