How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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