you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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