I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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