So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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