hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
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if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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