My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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