And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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