I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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