Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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