Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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