remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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