...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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