Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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