You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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