i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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