I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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