i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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