a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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