Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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