Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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