She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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