he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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