all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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